ALL MEN PLZ READ THIS

hey, men wearing sandals bothers me and my friends soooo much. so if ur a man PLEAS DO NOT WEAR MANDALS (especially with socks).




-thanks Sydney, Summer, Ashley and McKenzie.

this is hilarious

a girl at my after school, ( anonymous ) known as " madam Lola" takes children souls and calls them her children. she use's them to defeat a certain person. she wont let me type the rest of madom lola story because she doesn't want ppl 2 think shes weird, even though its hard not 2. lol. i can tell u 1 more thing, she cants this wired thing she made up about how far away her "children"
are! (isn't she bazaar)

p.s. shes my bf.

10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal*Mart

1-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

2-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

3-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

4-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"

5-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

6-attempt to fly off a high shelf

7-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

8-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

9-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

10-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..

omg his nose is so big if you painted it yellow i bet a monkey would try to eat because it was mistaken for a banana.lol lol

this lady has the lonest hair in the book with all the world records. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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ok this is funny i was at acquire the fire with my church. acquire the fire is a concert about being a christian and stuff there were alot of live bands we had alot of fun. you can go in youtube and search acquire the fire and watch clips from it. there was a guy and he used a fish as a example. he said fish don't come out of there water and people shouldn't come out of our "water" our water is like believing in god, and u shouldn't stop.

OMG i luv horton the elephant he is so cool.