10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal*Mart

1-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

2-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

3-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

4-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"

5-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

6-attempt to fly off a high shelf

7-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

8-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

9-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

10-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..